Celebrities, by default, are the most salacious animals of humankind - with their druggy and pornographic lifestyles available for public consumption. Who are you going to blame in this tabloidly paparazzi-infested society? Lewd exposure of stuff that should be private abounds every where. CelebX sleeping with celebY and celebXX doing it celebYZ. Who really cares about what horny celebrities are doing except that they overdo it under the magnifying lenses of media jackals.

Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson’s marital-orgy is a ro-ro (roll-off, roll-on) which reignited again after years of divorce with back-to-back relationships with various sex partners. In the Rolling Stones Magazine, Lee said: “Pamela and the kids have moved in with me, it's awesome, man. It's definitely working. You can tell on the kids' faces - they're happy." Of course, the kid would be happy. But that is not the full story behind the reunion, Mr. Lee. “We do it for the kids” is a cliché better saved for stuck-on stupid married couples. What would happen when the kids become adults and leave home. Break up again?

Lee-Anderson’s relationship exemplifies a real messed-up affair which has no moral value especially for their kids. Here is a lady who, during her first divorce, got involve with five men (there could be more), married two of them and divorced in sequence. Now she is back with her first beau. Her “tasted Johns” include estate developer Laurence Hallier, actor Stephen Dorff,  model Marcus Schenkenberg, singer Kid Rock, and Rick Salomon whose only major accomplishment is the porno tape he co-starred with Paris Hilton. I doubt if Tommy Lee had much luck in getting laid as his wife during the course of their break-up.

If there is any pain for a man in Tommy Lee’s situation, it is psychological. Men are neither wired like women nor could stand their women being banged by other men. Making it worse for Lee, Pamela’s sexcapes were well publicized. It would have boosted the man’s pride or overlooked if she did her thing privately. Tommy Lee really looks like a wimp right now. It is like saying is okay for married couples to divorce, sleep around with various partners for few years and then renew their marriage again.

Apparently despite his rock-star status, Tommy Lee is not a man of sexual ego or prowess. It’s no surprise that Pamela once said she is yet to meet a man who had it all sexually. Physically, Pamela Anderson hasn’t been all that dented with her free-for-all sex galore. But mentally, Tommy Lee would have to deal the s#%t she brought from ex-flames. She could say she carries nothing over from these men, but on a man’s mind it would be there.

It is this type of thought that wouldn’t let most men take back adulterous women. How can I knowingly take back a woman who has been decked – not by one motherf#%*@r but many? Please…there are “plenty of fish” – fresh ones: legally blondes with naturally endowed breasts, including virgins.

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”Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will kill her husband; a Spaniard will kill both; and a German will kill herself.”---Bernard Fontenelle

Okay maybe Tommy Lee, Kid Rock and Rick Salomon probably will skip being featured on the show, but w how these guys are still pussy-whipped over the seductress of silicone, baffles me and the many men who love the more exotic looking real women with alot more extra baggage in the hind area.

The half-hour series, now called "Pamela," is set to air on the U.S. cable TV network in the summer months and will be produced by the company behind the critically lauded documentary "The Eyes of Tammy Faye," about one-time TV evangelist Tammy Faye Baker Messner, who died last year.

Anyway I know am in the minority, because this plastic surgery princess has been around for years and her websites still get a trillion hits a week, so yes this a blatant attempt to get viewers over here at Street Knowledge Media; plus she has been in some classic Hip Hop videos that I wanted to find a reason to post anyway. Kanye West "Touch the Sky", Jay Z "Hey Papi"

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Kanye West "Touch the Sky"

Jay Z "Hey Papi"

Barack Obama released seven years of tax returns on Tuesday, putting pressure on presidential rival Hillary Clinton to make her returns public. Not to be outdone, John McCain has released 130 years of tax filings.

Barack Obama released seven years of tax returns on Tuesday, putting pressure on presidential rival Hillary Clinton to make her returns public. Not to be outdone, John McCain has released his notes from the First Continental Congress.

On Tuesday, Barack Obama released his tax returns from the past seven years. However, instead of writing down actual dollar amounts, he just wrote "Yes We Can" over and over.

Hillary Clinton admitted she misspoke when claiming that, as First Lady in 1996, she arrived in Bosnia "under sniper fire", and blamed her error on sleep deprivation. Clinton then complained she's sleep deprived because her phone keeps ringing at 3am with people wanting her to solve a bunch of pain-in-the-ass problems.

Hillary Clinton's campaign said she "misspoke" last week when saying she had landed under sniper fire during a trip to Bosnia as first lady in March 1996. Although no one was shooting at her, Hillary did wear a bulletproof pantsuit as a precaution.

The latest NBC/Wall Street Journal poll shows Hillary Clinton has sunk to her lowest approval rating at 37%. Ironically, the low rating actually makes Clinton seem more presidential.

Former first lady Nancy Reagan endorsed John McCain for president Tuesday. Reagan described McCain as “a nice young man.”

Former first lady Nancy Reagan endorsed John McCain for president Tuesday after McCain promised to use all of the power of his office to find out where that nasty draft was coming from and where the dang heck she left the TV remote, and to extend the Denny's Early Bird specials to weekends

Former first lady Nancy Reagan endorsed John McCain for president Tuesday. While most analysts predicted Reagan would eventually endorse McCain, many were fearful she would have to make the endorsement from the grave.

Former first lady Nancy Reagan endorsed John McCain for president Tuesday. The two reminisced about the time they spent as next-door neighbors in Bedrock.

Former first lady Nancy Reagan endorsed John McCain for president Tuesday. McCain then used a Ouija board to receive the endorsement of Ronald Reagan.

Former first lady Nancy Reagan endorsed John McCain for president Tuesday. Unfortunately, McCain then hugged Mrs. Reagan too hard and she crumbled to dust.

Former first lady Nancy Reagan endorsed John McCain for president Tuesday. This is Mrs. Reagan's second most important endorsement since fire.

Former first lady Nancy Reagan endorsed John McCain for president on Tuesday. In a related story, both McCain and Mrs. Reagan have officially endorsed Polygrip Denture Glue.

Former first lady Nancy Reagan endorsed John McCain for president Tuesday. Reagan and McCain then both fell down and were unable to get up.

Former first lady Nancy Reagan endorsed John McCain for president Tuesday. Then the two headed to the local Sizzler for a delicious 4:30pm dinner.

Former first lady Nancy Reagan endorsed John McCain for president Tuesday. They then fell asleep on the couch watching reruns of Murder She Wrote.

Former first lady Nancy Reagan endorsed John McCain for president Tuesday. McCain described Reagan as “jailbait.”

Former first lady Nancy Reagan endorsed John McCain for president Tuesday. Mrs. Reagan was filled with fond memories of watching McCain's biography "10,000 BC".

Former first lady Nancy Reagan endorsed John McCain for president Tuesday. She is tight-lipped about past romance rumors, refusing to tell naughty tales from the crypt.

This week John McCain released his first campaign ad aimed at the general election. The Senator revealed his platform of strong national defense, high fiber and frequent naps.

Mitt Romney made his first appearance on the campaign trail with John McCain at a fund-raising event in Salt Lake City. GOP representatives hailed the partnership with Romney, who finally will add the voice of insanely rich white men to the Republican party.

During a speech on foreign policy last week, John McCain said that a premature withdrawal from Iraq could mean a genocidal civil war. He added that a premature withdrawal would also mean that he's too old for Viagra.

Longshot presidential candidate Mike Gravel told supporters last week that he is leaving the Democratic Party to join the Libertarian Party. Responded the Democratic party, "Who?"

The Pentagon has admitted that it mistakenly shipped part of the triggering mechanism for four nuclear warheads to Taiwan in 2006. The warhead triggers were supposed to go to Japan for use in the fight against Godzilla.

The Pentagon has admitted that it mistakenly shipped part of the triggering mechanism for four nuclear warheads to Taiwan in 2006. The triggers will be assembled by child labor, and then sold back to the US at a higher cost.

The Pentagon has admitted that it mistakenly shipped part of the triggering mechanism for four nuclear warheads to Taiwan in 2006. The triggers were then sold to China, coated with lead paint and sold back to American children as Toxic Irony Robots.

The Pentagon has admitted that it mistakenly shipped part of the triggering mechanism for four nuclear warheads to Taiwan in 2006. It’s the biggest shipment mistake by a government agency this year, unless you count the time Child Protective Services accidentally gave Britney Spears’ children back to her.

A gun belonging to the pilot of a US Airways plane went off as the aircraft was on approach to land in North Carolina over the weekend, the first time a weapon issued under a federal program to arm pilots was fired. Luckily, no one was hurt, although the pilot did spill his beer.

A gun belonging to the pilot of a US Airways plane went off over the weekend, marking the first time a weapon issued under a federal program to arm pilots was fired. The incident also marked the last time a child ever entered the cockpit to get his or her wings.

A gun belonging to the pilot of a US Airways plane went off over the weekend, marking the first time a weapon issued under a federal program to arm pilots was fired. It also marks the first time a pilot had a shot during a flight that did not contain alcohol.

Last week, the Florida Legislature passed a resolution that formally apologized for the state’s history of slavery. No word yet on when the state plans on apologizing for giving us President George W. Bush.

Last week, the Florida Legislature passed a resolution that formally apologized for the state’s history of slavery. Florida then apologized to the rest of the Confederacy for selling out.

Blind New York governor David Paterson revealed in an interview last weekend that he had previously used cocaine. In his defense, Paterson said he was told it was just a really powdery Kleenex.

Blind New York governor David Paterson revealed in an interview last weekend that he had previously used cocaine. In his defense, Paterson said he was told it was just heroin.

Blind New York governor David Paterson revealed in an interview last weekend that he had previously used cocaine. In his defense, Patterson said he only used the drug to help him pick up chicks.

Both New York Governor David Paterson and his wife admit to having extramarital affairs. Clearly, his wife also has a wandering eye.

Following last week's news by New York's new Governor David Paterson that he was guilty of extramarital affairs, his wife announced that she also had failed to remain faithful. Paterson responded that he did not see that coming.

Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and a former aide were charged Monday with perjury and obstruction of justice after prosecutors said sexually explicit text messages between the two contradicted their sworn court testimony. Anyone who has been sexually involved with either party should get texted, since when you text someone, you are texting everyone they've ever texted.

American Airlines canceled 200 flights last week to give crews the opportunity to inspect equipment aboard its aircrafts. Specifically, the crews hope to make sure the equipment isn't affected by being completely covered in sperm.

American Airlines canceled 200 flights last week to give crews the opportunity to inspect equipment aboard its aircrafts. And to give the pilots time to sleep off their hangovers.

American Airlines canceled 200 flights last week to give crews the opportunity to inspect equipment aboard its aircrafts. The crew finally had an opportunity to test their own equipment during "Mile High Club" experiments.

Of the 28,000 daily commercial airline in the United States, fewer than one percent are protected by on-board, armed federal air marshals. Instead, planes are protected by on-board projectile semen reserves.

Of the 28,000 daily commercial airline in the United States, fewer than one percent are protected by on-board, armed federal air marshals. But thank God we're still safe from anyone carrying a 6 oz. bottle of water.

Last week, the Supreme Court ruled that female inmates have a constitutional right to have abortions off the jail grounds. However, they will still have to be performed with a shiv.

Last week, the Supreme Court ruled that female inmates have a constitutional right to have abortions off the jail grounds. The ruling was made after too many failed abortions using the electric chair.

China vowed strict security for the Olympic torch relay through restive Tibet on Monday as protesters tried to disrupt the torch lighting ceremony in Greece. The plan is to have 7-foot-six-inch Houston Rockets star Yao Ming carry the torch so that none of the protesters can reach it.

Last week, the LA City Council approved a $5-and-a-half million dollar contract to install video cameras inside 300 LAPD squad cars. The LAPD signed the contract with the hopes of capitalizing on the current popularity of people being tasered on YouTube.

Last week, the LA City Council approved a $5-and-a-half million dollar contract to install video cameras inside 300 LAPD squad cars. As part of the contract, the LAPD will create their own channel on YouTube devoted to the city's best taserings.

Last week, the LA City Council approved a $5-and-a-half million dollar contract to install video cameras inside 300 LAPD squad cars. However, the LAPD thinks the cameras would be more effective if they were installed in their tasers.

Last week, the LA City Council approved a $5-and-a-half million dollar contract to install video cameras inside 300 LAPD squad cars. Union cameramen for "Cops" have filed a protest with the city.

Last week, the LA City Council approved a $5-and-a-half million dollar contract to install video cameras inside 300 LAPD squad cars. In response, FOX is pitching a new pilot entitled, "COPS 2: No, Seriously, They're Doing Research."

Pamela Anderson's marriage to Rick Salomon has been annulled. The judge granted the annulment after determining that Anderson is already legally married to silicon.

Pamela Anderson's marriage to Rick Salomon has been annulled. Solomon is now legally free to spread herpes elsewhere.

Pamela Anderson's marriage to Rick Salomon has been annulled. It took Salomon two weeks to realize they weren't making a sexual reference.

Dr. Pepper will give a free can of soda to everyone in America if Guns 'N' Roses releases a new album this year. In a related move, if Hootie & the Blowfish release a new album this year, everyone gets a free can of Diet Fresca.

After nearly 19 years of marriage, Robin Williams is getting a divorce. It seems that his wife Marsha had beat him to the punchline.

Robin Williams is divorcing his wife of nearly 19 years. In lieu of moving out, Mr. Williams will wear a fat suit and prosthetic nose while pretending to be the couple's 75-year-old British maid.

After nearly 19 years of marriage, Robin Williams is getting a divorce. Fans hope that the painful breakup will cause Williams to do cocaine again, so he can once more be funny.

Denise Richards, whose divorce from Charlie Sheen was finalized in 2006, won a court ruling last week allowing her to remove the Sheen from her last name. She's now gone back to her maiden name, Tits McGee.

Pop star George Michael is planning to tour the United States for the first time in 17 years. Michael will perform in both large arenas and small gas station restrooms.

Pop star George Michael is planning to tour the United States for the first time in 17 years. Michael will be joined on tour by opening band "Larry Craig and the Men's Room 5."

Pop star George Michael is planning to tour the United States for the first time in 17 years. Unfortunately for George Michael, his tour is all in Eli Stone's head.

CNN Headline News has announced it will broadcast a new half-hour comedy show starting in April called "Not Just Another Cable News Show". Executives envision a program along the lines of "The Glenn Beck Show," except that viewers will be laughing with the network.

CNN Headline News has announced it will broadcast a new half-hour comedy show starting in April called Not Just Another Cable News Show. Currently, the only time you see comedy on CNN is when President Bush gives a press conference.

CNN Headline News has announced it will broadcast a new half-hour comedy show starting in April called Not Just Another Cable News Show. By mid-April CNN Headline News is expected to announce that this has become Just Another Canceled Cable News Show.

According to Variety, "Napoleon Dynamite" star Jon Heder has signed to star alongside Kirsten Bell and Dax Shepard in the Disney romantic comedy "When in Rome". Early word on the film is that critics expect it to suck more than Romulus and Remus.

According to Variety, "Napolean Dynamite" star Jon Heder has signed to star alongside Kirsten Bell and Dax Shepard in the Disney romantic comedy "When in Rome". Richard Roeper calls the movie, "further proof that Disney should stop making romantic comedies."

A Missouri man who fired a gun through the wall of his home to install TV wires accidentally shot and killed his wife on the other side of the wall. Unfortunately, the man still had to hire a professional installer that charged him up the ying yang.

A Missouri man who fired a gun through the wall of his home while trying to install a satellite television system accidentally shot and killed his wife on the other side of the wall. On the plus side, at least he’ll never have to fight with her over the remote control.

A Missouri man who fired a gun through the wall of his home while trying to install a satellite television system accidentally shot and killed his wife on the other side of the wall. Fortunately the Missouri Federal Prison just upgraded to 96 channels in full HD from Direct TV.

A Missouri man who fired a gun through the wall of his home while trying to install a satellite television system accidentally shot and killed his wife on the other side of the wall. Now he can watch all the porn he wants.

A Missouri man who fired a gun through the wall of his home while trying to install a satellite television system accidentally shot and killed his wife on the other side of the wall. Well, that taught her to stop nagging from the other room.

A Missouri man who fired a gun through the wall of his home while trying to install a satellite television system accidentally shot and killed his wife on the other side of the wall. In response, the website "How To Install Your Satellite Television System Using Only Your Firearm.com" has been shut down.

A Missouri man who fired a gun through the wall of his home to install a satellite TV system accidentally shot and killed his wife on the other side of the wall. A Missouri judge will arraign the man on charges of manslaughter sometime between 8am and 5pm on Tuesday.

A Missouri man who fired a gun through the wall of his home to install a satellite TV system accidentally shot and killed his wife on the other side of the wall. In lieu of flowers, the man asks mourners to send him a Laz-E-Boy.

About 70 percent of Afghans do not have access to safe drinking water. On the bright side, about 95 percent of Afghans do have access to Starbucks coffee.

About 70 percent of Afghans do not have access to safe drinking water. On the bright side, about 90 percent of Afghans do have access to cool, refreshing AK-47s and thirst-quenching RPGs and hand grenades.

About 70 percent of Afghans do not have access to safe drinking water. On the bright side, about 90 percent of Afghans do have access to cool, refreshing heroin.

A new study revealed about 70 percent of Afghans do not have access to safe drinking water. A State Department study also shows that 70% of America's combat troops don't have access to Al Queda in Afghanistan because they're in deployed in Iraq.

Texas had four metropolitan areas with the biggest population growths in 2007. However, the population is expected to decrease significantly once the state goes through with its next round of executions.

According to the Ohio Department of Job and Family Services, 1 out of every 10 people in Ohio receive food stamps. The other 90% of Ohioans receive cigarette stamps.

According to the Ohio Department of Job and Family Services,1 out of every 10 people in Ohio receive food stamps. The other 90% of Ohioans had to actually pay for their Milwaukee's Best Light.

A Tacoma, Washington Starbucks employee has successfully donated a kidney to a regular customer. Even though the kidney was free, the coffee still cost the customer an arm and a leg.

A Tacoma, Washington Starbuck's employee has successfully donated a kidney to a regular customer. While the new kidney saved the woman's life, the customer now pees double shot mochaccino lattes.

Retail giant Wal-Mart lost a case this week to trademark their famous yellow smiley face as featured in stores and in their marketing campaigns. However, Walmart has retained their trademark on not providing health care and paying below minimum wage.

Wal-Mart has recovered almost half a million dollars from a former employee who suffered brain damage from a car accident while employed by the retail giant. Ironically, before the accident, the woman was the only Wal-Mart employee who did not have brain damage.

Twenty people were injured after a train derailed on the Long Island Rail Road in New York. Authorities are calling it Long Island's biggest track wreck since Joey Buttafuoco.

In his new book, Jose Canseco accuses Alex Rodriguez of taking steroids. Except during the playoffs.

A woman in Texas is demanding an apology from the TSA after she was forced to remove her nipple rings with pliers in order to pass through airport security. The TSA not only apologized to the woman, but promised the next time she could use her boyfriend's teeth.

A woman going through airport security in Lubbock Texas was forced to remove her nipple rings with a pair of pliers. The TSA claims that the woman appeared to be smuggling a pair of ballistic missiles onto the plane and that they were merely attempting to disarm them.

A woman going through airport security in Lubbock Texas was forced to remove her nipple rings with a pair of pliers. The woman is suing the TSA for publicly humiliating her by exposing the colossal stupidity of wearing nipple rings through airport security.

A woman going through airport security in Lubbock Texas was forced to remove her nipple rings with a pair of pliers. The man behind her was relieved that with all the fuss the TSA officers failed to detect his stainless steel butt plug.

The Kilauea volcano on the Big Island in Hawaii is pumping out unprecedented amounts of gas that could threaten local neighborhoods. Health officials are describing the situation as "worse than when Rosie O'Donnell visited."

The Kilauea volcano on the Big Island in Hawaii is pumping out unprecedented amounts of gas that could threaten local neighborhoods. Health officials are describing the situation as worse than John McCain after all you can eat pork chop night at the VFW.

The Kilauea volcano on the Big Island in Hawaii is pumping out unprecedented amounts of gas that could threaten local neighborhoods. The volcano is causing the biggest gas problem in the state since the opening of the first Hawaiian White Castle.

According to a new survey, comprehensive sex education, which includes teaching teens about birth control, STDs and pregnancy, is more likely to avoid pregnancy than the abstinence-only method. Another way to prevent teens from getting pregnant is to let them see how fat Jamie Lynn Spears is getting.

According to a new survey, comprehensive sex education, which includes teaching teens about birth control, STDs and pregnancy, is more likely to help them avoid pregnancy than the abstinence-only method. Unfortunately, they will go to hell.

According to a new survey, comprehensive sex education, which includes teaching teens about birth control, STDs and pregnancy, is more likely to help them avoid pregnancy than the abstinence-only method. However, the best way to avoid teen pregnancy is still abortion

According to a new survey, comprehensive sex education, which includes teaching teens about birth control, STDs and pregnancy, is more likely to help them avoid pregnancy than the abstinence-only method. However, the best way to avoid teen pregnancy is by not living in the Midwest.

According to a new survey, comprehensive sex education, which includes teaching teens about birth control, STDs and pregnancy, is more likely to help them avoid pregnancy than the abstinence-only method. Midwest educational experts have reluctantly agreed, hoping to lower the percentage of teenage boys fathering illegitimate sheep.

Fueled by the rising popularity of soft drinks and fast-food restaurants, Mexico has become the second fattest nation in the world after the United States. That’s because the only people left in Mexico are those who are too fat to sneak across the border.

Fueled by the rising popularity of soft drinks and fast-food restaurants, Mexico has become the second fattest nation in the world after the United States. Especially because its citizens no longer have to run across the border to get a job.

Last week in Naperville, Illinois, a man stole a 2-month-old Pomeranian puppy valued at nearly $1500 from a pet store. In response, Ellen DeGeneres cried about it on national television.

A government laptop computer containing the names, birthdays, medical record numbers and diagnoses of patients who participated in a heart disease clinical trial study, conducted by NHLBI from 2001 to 2007, was stolen on February 23 from the trunk of a senior employee's car. Dick Cheney was apprehended and plans to release a public apology sometime next week.

The San Francisco Giants have removed tributes to Barry Bonds from their stadium. The club, however, will keep a plaque in the ballpark to commemorate Bonds's record-breaking home run and will also display a leftover syringe dipped in HGH.

Yale University has started offering a course called "Christian Theology and Harry Potter", which use the seven books to examine Christian themes such as sin, evil and resurrection. Unfortunately, the course does not tackle the question of when adults readers of Harry Potter will grow up.

Yale University has started offering a course called "Christian Theology and Harry Potter", which use the seven books to examine Christian themes such as sin, evil and resurrection. At the graduate level, the course will actually crucify actor Daniel Radcliffe to death to see if he arises after three days.

Yale University has started offering a course called "Christian Theology and Harry Potter", which uses the seven Harry Potter books to examine Christian themes such as sin, evil and resurrection. The Bible is also being used to examine Harry Potter themes such as flying broomsticks, invisibility cloaks, and unicorns.

Yale University has started offering a course called "Christian Theology and Harry Potter", which uses the seven Harry Potter books to examine Christian themes such as sin, evil and resurrection. The course will examine what causes true believers to: suspend logic to accommodate allegorical fiction, stand in long lines to worship, and/or kill non-believers.

Yale University has started offering a course called "Christian Theology and Harry Potter", which uses the seven Harry Potter books to examine Christian themes such as sin, evil and resurrection. As a result, President Bush plans on going back to Yale to learn about magic.

Yale University has started offering a course called "Christian Theology and Harry Potter", which uses the seven Harry Potter books to examine Christian themes such as sin, evil and resurrection. At least that class should be less controversial than "Art 201: Drawing Inflammatory Caricatures of the Prophet Mohammed."

Yale University has started offering a course called "Christian Theology and Harry Potter", which uses the seven Harry Potter books to examine Christian themes such as sin, evil and resurrection. The course is using the Harry Potter books because they're slightly more believable than the Bible.

New research suggests that having a large stomach in midlife increases the chances of someone getting dementia as they get older. The risk of dementia also increases if your last name is Spears.

New research suggests that having a large stomach in midlife increases the chances of someone getting Alzheimer's as they get older. Unfortunately, they never forget to eat.

Adobe Software has launched a free version of its Photoshop picture editing software online. The company hopes the free software will allow consumers to more effectively cut-and-paste Scarlett Johannsen into hardcore pornography.

Adobe Software has launched a free version of its Photoshop picture editing software online. The company hopes the free software will allow consumers to create more effective LOLcatz.

Ultimate fighting teams have expanded in Missouri to include kids as young as six. However, some tough tikes were disqualified for breaking rule #1: Do NOT talk about fight club!…before bedtime.

Brian Sliter, a registered sex offender who was caught in a police sting while trying to arrange sex with a 15-year-old girl on the Internet, is running for mayor of his small Texas town. Sliter's campaign plans on highlighting the fact that he's already gotten the raping out of his system.

Sliter plans on campaigning door-to-door, which analysts predict will cost him the all-important "those living within 100 feet from a park or school" vote.

Brian Sliter, a registered sex offender who was caught in a police sting while trying to arrange sex with a 15-year-old girl on the Internet, is running for mayor of his small Texas town. His previous experience was showing up uninvited dressed up as Mayor McCheese at various McDonald's Playlands.

Brian Sliter, a registered sex offender who was caught in a police sting while trying to arrange sex with a 15-year-old girl on the Internet, is running for mayor of his small Texas town. Sliter may not be qualified to be mayor, but he's already got the right experience to be the governor of New York.

According to new research, obese women are less likely to receive the recommended tests for cervical and breast cancer than women of a healthy weight. The tests are more difficult to perform on obese women since doctors cannot tell which ones are actually their breasts.

According to new research, obese women are less likely to receive the recommended tests for cervical and breast cancer than women of a healthy weight. However, obese women are much more likely to receive an order of fries on the side.

According to new research, obese women are less likely to receive the recommended tests for cervical and breast cancer than women of a healthy weight. Unfortunately for these patients, traditional tests can't differentiate between aggressive cancers and the thin people inside them struggling to get out.

According to new research, obese women are less likely to receive the recommended tests for cervical and breast cancer than women of a healthy weight. Obese women are are also less likely to receive free drinks from men in bars.

A California aerospace company plans to enter the space tourism industry with a two-seat rocket ship capable of suborbital flights to altitudes more than 37 miles above the Earth. From space, tourists will be able to see the Great Wall of China, the Sahara Desert, and the flaws in Hillary Clinton's campaign.

Scientists say that a small piece of jawbone found in Europe is around 1.3 million years old. After examining the bone, the scientists say they plan to return it to its home inside of John McCain

A Finnish tourist issued an apology Thursday for tearing an ear from one of the famous Easter Island statues. Apparently a genealogist had just recently told him that his lineage could be traced to both Van Gogh and Mike Tyson.

And finally, Herb Peterson, the creator of McDonald's Egg McMuffin, died Tuesday at age 89. In honor of his legendary sandwich, Peterson will be buried inside what appears to be his final invention: a circular casket topped with a slice of cheese and Canadian bacon called, "The McCoffin."

Meanwhile Virginia gay couple John Cook and Waverly Cole who have been together for 50 years and thousands of couples like them are denied the right to marry.

John Cook and Waverly Cole are doing what they’ve been doing for 50 years — traveling, enjoying the company of friends and giving to charitable causes.  

Cook, an 88-year-old retired teacher and school counselor, and Cole, a 78-year-old retired physician, are poised to celebrate their 50th anniversary April 15 with a cocktail party among friends. At last week’s Servicemembers Legal Defense Network dinner in Washington, the two were recognized on stage for reaching their Golden Anniversary.

Cook and Cole are both military veterans. Cook served in the Army during World War II and was among the troops that liberated France from Nazi control. Cole was drafted in 1955 and served in the Army medical corp in Germany.

Cook later received a doctorate in human letters and led guidance and counseling services for the Virginia Department of Education. Cole went on to become a professor of anesthesiology and president of the Virginia Society of Anesthesiology.

Cook and Cole have also been key donors to LGBT organizations, Virginia area universities, churches, museums and animal shelters.

All of this and they are still considered by some to be second class citizens and unworthy of marriage. (There home state of Virginia has passed some of the most anti-gay laws in the country in recent years.) Meanwhile Pamela Anderson who is famous for nothing more than her plastic surgery enhanced physique has been able to marry and divorce three times.

And, I am sure that Anderson will marry and likely divorce again.

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The "Baywatch" star's two-month fling with Rick Salomon was officially annulled Monday, according to documents filed in Superior Court.

The documents list fraud as the reason for the annulment but do not include further details.

Salomon and Anderson, 40, were married Oct. 6 in Las Vegas and they separated Dec. 13.

[The Hollywood Reporter]

I'm beginning to think courts should just deny people like this annulments as punishment for being too self-absorbed to recognize that their sad relationships aren't worthy of the title of marriage. Forget gays, man. Allowing these people to marry tarnishes the name of the cornerstone of society far more than two people of the same sex who actually love each other.

              

            The Hill's premiere is tonight, and unfortunately I just found out I don't have the channel. I have, like many others been waiting for this day for along time. I really hope that Brody Jenner did not work up with anyone, I want him and Lauren Conrad to go out. I am pretty sure Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are still together, but it would make my day if they ended up breaking up.

           Oprah Winfrey's dog passed away from kidney failure, which I think is super sad as I am a dog lover. However, to make news I think is a little ridiculous, as I don't think any average person's dog dying is less important. My sympathy goes out to Oprah.

          I love seeing celebrities donate money. First it was Simon Cowell, then Brad and Angelina and now Justin Timberlake. Justin donates $200,000 to his hometown. In my opinion more celebrities should start donating.

          I hope spending Easter with Tommy Lee doesn't mean she is going to marry him again. Pamela Anderson just got out of her 2-month long marriage to Rick Salomon finalized this weekend. Lets think this next marriage over Pam.

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We should all get down on our knees and pray to God, Buddha, Allah, Vishnu and/or the significant lord of your choosing for Heather Mills, Lindsay Lohan, Winona Ryder and these other pop culture saviors and sinners in iF's new weekly list of the CULT OF POP CULTURE.

1. Playgirl wants to get Eliot Spitzer to appear in its magazine. Perhaps the nudie mag should change its name to Playhurl.  2. Heather Mills reminded everyone why they hate her after she reportedly flew first-class to New York, while her 4-year old daughter with Sir Paul McCartney, Beatrice, was stuck in economy. That hardly seems fair. It's not like Heather needs the leg room. 3. Rick Salomon is citing fraud in his annulment from Pamela Anderson. Apparently, he's the only one in world who didn't realize her boobs aren't real. 

4. There's allegedly a sex tape of Lindsay Lohan and ex-lover Callum Best floating around on the Internet. It's called I KNOW WHO FILMED ME.  5. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen topped In Touch magazine's worst fashion offenders list. There is some good news for the wonder-thin twins: They topped Bag of Antlers Weekly's best skin suit list. Congrats to them. 6. Winona Ryder has been caught shoplifting again. Not surprising. The last high-profile project she was attached to was her last shoplifting conviction. 7. Britney Spears wardrobe from her guest appearance on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER will be auctioned off for charity. Warning to possible buyers: Cheeto stains and the smell of desperation don't come out.

8. Reality TV "star" Kim Kardashian told Us Magazine she is considering taking out an insurance policy on her curvy arse. In a related story, Us Magazine thinks Kim Kardashian is famous and that people care about her.

9. CBS has cancelled JERICHO … again, disappointing the tens of fans who bothered to watch it after legions of "loyal" fans begged for its renewal. 

10. HANNAH MONTANA star Miley Cyrus wants to be the next Britney Spears, saying it's fun to have the paparazzi following her around all day and even buying them cookies. No word yet on when she will hire "backup dancer" Kevin Federline and begin popping out babies.

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Pamela Anderson took her boys out for a day in the warm Malibu sun earlier this week.  She was spending some one on one time with the boys while they rode around on their BMX bikes.  It's always heartwarming to see Pam with her children since she's gone through so much lately.

Pam is in the middle of divorcing her third husband, Rick Salomon.  Both are listing "fraud" as their reason for divorce.  However, Rick is trying to get an annulment for their 2 month marriage.

Enjoy more pictures of Pam interacting with her kids by clicking on the pictures below to enlarge.

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To get you even more giggly with romance, you may or may not know that Rick Salomon is the guy from Paris Hilton's sex tape. Add to that fact that Pamela has a sex tape of her own with Tommy Lee and this was a match that was just waiting to happen. According to Pamela, she fell behind in her gambling debts to Rick and repaid those debts with sexual favors to him an that's when they "fell in love". This is so romantic! I'm welling up! Who else has got butterflies?!

Well, the two decided to get divorced. And then they got back together again to "work things out". I mean, if you're technically married to someone who's good in bed, why would you waste the opportunity? So they got that out of their system and they're back on the divorce track again.

The difference between these two divorces, however, is that the first divorce papers had made mention of child support. The revised version dropped the support payments. So was she or wasn't she pregnant? Or if she was pregnant, what happened? Was the baby part of a bizarre magic trick?
Hopefully, we'll find out more about this magical disappearance. So while we're not surprised about their divorce, we're very interested to know what happened to the baby. Because if there is a baby, we would love to send Pamela and all of her friends over to Corner Stork Baby Gifts so that they can browse through the hundreds of baby shower favors and unique baby gifts that are available. But if she's not pregnant, she should head over to My Wedding Favors and pick up a box of wedding day planners so that she can keep her multiple marriages scheduled correctly so that they don't overlap. At least Las Vegas makes it easy to get in and out of them quickly.

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Pamela Andersson sägs jobba på sitt äktenskap med Rick Salomon. Den 13 december lämnade hon in ansökan om skilsmässa som hon sedan snabbt drog tillbaka. Nyårsafton firade paret dock på var sitt håll. Här Pamela på Pure's nyårsparty.

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Now it seems like they will not be working things out for good as divorce papers were served on December 15th. This would be every indication that the divorce is moving ahead. Salomon has 30 days to respond to the claim.

Pam's New Years resolution should be not to get married in 2008 at all.

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